Beam me up, Scotty



Ashley. 18. Multi-fandom. I will apologize in advance for the chaos that is my blog. I'm a dork obsessed with shows and movies and the celebrities in them.



































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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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I asked my mum to help me with some captions…

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bombaree:

i cant wait to start dating someone so i can send them this pic everyday
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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

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cosmic-narwhaal:

quinnkeeper:

trollfish:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

AND MY BOW

And my ax!

SHE WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR

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citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
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