Beam me up, Scotty

Ashley. 18. Multi-fandom. I will apologize in advance for the chaos that is my blog. I'm a dork obsessed with shows and movies and the celebrities in them.

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steve “cool dad” rogers

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misha: *gets naked and turns his sex hair up to 11*
misha: *talks about his dick*
misha: this is for charity
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me and my friends

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that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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"average person grabs three left boob per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person grabs 0 left boob per year. Chris Evans, who grabs 10,000 left boob per year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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true as fuck zodiac aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini
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yeah hes cute but did he shoot you in the back and leave you stranded on a beach

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